Listmania

100 posts I’m sure I’ve written, but can’t for the life of me find anywhere

1.On gratitude for Kettle Chips
2.On gratitude for escalators
3.On being an attractive man in middle age
4.On having man breasts
5.On Coffee Republic vs Starbucks
6.On having days when I’m particularly sensitive to smell
7.On fear of being bitten by a dog
8.On the morning after the death of John Lennon
9.On using my mobile as a net bridge using GPRS
10.On the very first time I saw the WWW
11.On the very first time I drank Coca-cola
12.On the way I walk
13.On the way to the forum
14.On the importance of daily showers
15.On people who let their dog pee in the street
16.On skimmed milk and it’s part in my downfall
17.On just being fine
18.On the Central Line and the joy of Leyton Station
19.On using open source software wherever possible
20.On the Ukulele Jazz Orchestra of Great Britain vs The Hula Bluebirds (no contest)
21.On the joy of Pulp Fiction
22.On my physical reaction to Reservoir Dogs
23.On the Prince Charles cinema’s forward rake
24.On Kettners All-Day-Breakfast
25.On the power of the present moment
26.On digging holes in the sand
27.On sandcastles and moats
28.On the beach – the video
29.On the people I knew before they were famous
30.On my frustration with my children’s attitude to my stories about the people I knew before they were famous
31.On picking your nose in public
32.On the desirability of a town house in Chelsea
33.On the beauty of Chelsea Town Hall
34.On Local Government Reorganisation in London in 1965
35.On Ken Livingstone and London Buses
36.On how teenagers in 50 years time will think how cool it must have been to be living in the first few years of the 21st Century
37.On railway simulation using object oriented programming
38.On how weakness is strength
39.On the other side of the tracks
40.On sweeping my side of the street
41.On Sidney Bechet & Muggsy Spanier playing Sweet Lorraine
42.On the sameness of Wringin’ and Twistin’ and It’s the Last Time
43.On Lionel Hampton’s version of Panama Rag
44.On Ghost Town and my first half of bitter
45.On Banks’s Mild and it’s part in my downfall
46.On doing a runner from Pizza Hut and why it’s not a good idea kids
47.On the importance of keeping the floor dry in the bathroom
48.On the importance of placing raw meat on a shelf below cooked meat in the fridge
49.On being an ENFP
50.On not being an ISTJ
51.On walking in the country on my own
52.On walking on the beach on my own
53.On talking to myself
54.On the joy of blue and green
55.On not being who I truly am
56.On the difficulty of writing lists
57.On the ease of expressing thoughts in pictures and the difficulty of understanding other people’s pictures without intervention
58.On the British Museum vs the Science Museum
59.On the National Portrait Gallery
60.On owning my first mobile phone
61.On dinner and dancing at the Ritz
62.On the power of prayer before talking to call centres
63.On people jumping off bridges for fun
64.On Portmeirion and other highly places on the edge of the civilised world
65.On eating bacon, rice and peas
66.On forgetting what it was I was looking for in the shed
67.On the zen of weeding
68.On For Sale signs outside houses
69.On the rise and fall of the fax machine
70.On the renaissance of the coffee shop
71.On the back of a postcard
72.On walking from Pershore to Naunton Beauchamp
73.On rainbow pencils and rubber stamps
74.On the simultaneous ease and trickiness of playing the ukulele banjo
75.On drawing in public
76.On talking in public
77.On being PLACID
78.On school strikes and unemployment benefit
79.On leaving behind holes in my shoes
80.On starting again afresh
81.On being sunburned from sitting in rockpools
82.On the pain of being hit with a cricket bat – and why I’m really sorry Jason
83.On the secret sauce
84.On corruption and disease
85.On the futility of running the business by the numbers
86.On Steve Ross at Pizza on the Park
87.On living and talking dangerously
88.On not taking myself or others too seriously
89.On the belief in the healing power of software tools
90.On listening to people I can’t stand and thanking them for what they’re telling me
91.On estate agents and the impending end of the world
92.On falling over my own feet in the carpark of Toys R Us
93.On the Bolton report
94.On paper aeroplanes and major security alerts
95.On going tits up
96.On The Beat after a CND march in Rugby c1981
97.On the taste of honey
98.On marmite on toast and a cup of tea
99.On walking through treacle
100.On the comfort that comes from completing a list, quickly followed by the realisation that there are 100 more to write.

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