hilaryous




hilaryous

Originally uploaded by Lloyd Davis.

OK, so something weird happened the other day. I cut my hair myself – I know that you know this… after all it’s obvious that I’m a self-cut man. Oh god, I don’t like the way this one’s going.

Ahem.

So I had my clippers out and was using a recent copy of FT magazine to keep the shavings off my lovely carpet. Of course I was thinking about other stuff at the time – the price of lychees, how many beans make pi, when to book my next windsurfing lesson…etc.

LOOK what happened! All the tiny hairs just automagically jumped into a pattern around Senator Clinton’s mouth, that if you look at it with your eyes all scrunchy makes it look like she has a moustache and a little goatee! Weird.

And then the headline is “I know something you don’t know” – how’s that for a spooky double-entendre?

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2 thoughts on “hilaryous”

  1. No, I think that would require the hair to be positioned in an entirely different and less safe-for-work location…. with a cigar…

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