Mmffffgggtt!

Ouch.

Not funny – I’m just about getting some colour back in my cheeks and able to uncross my legs.

No jokes please about Cock-a-leekie, Coq au vin or Spotted Dick

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6 thoughts on “Mmffffgggtt!”

  1. Luckily this didn’t happen in France…the location could have proved too much for headline writers;

    1. zizi Noun, masculine (a) (Infml) willy

  2. What a cock up . . .tho he must regret his decision today, he probably still doesn’t feel a dick.

    Just goes to prove the Penis mightier than the sword, but not the kitchen knife. . . .

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